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"Look left, look right... and if you see a rhino..."
Pedestrian: "I thought this was a zebra crossing."
Poor old circus staff, they just can't win. Normally they're accused of keeping animals confined. But if they take their rhino out for a breath of fresh air...
According to news reports, the staff of Circus Voyage were given a stiff telling off by police after taking a 32-year-old, 2.5 tonne rhino named Hulk for a walk to a local park without a lead or restraint when the big top pitched up in the German town of Luckenwald.
According to keepers, the rhino is completely tame and unlikely to harm anyone.
But how much do they charge for admission, that's what I'd like to know.